Recipe: The Milky Tomato (ep. 1)

1 Can Lychee                                                   1 pack Heirloom Tomatoes (not de-stemmed)

1 orange (peeled)                                           Some Milk I guess

1) Take an obscene amount of time to open the Lychee can.

2) Dump the ingredients into the blender.

3) Blend!

What did our panelists think?

Josh (unrated)

“Tastes only like tomato”

Jeff (7/10 stems)


Tenisha (3/10 stems)

“smells heinous”

Ian (5/10 stems)

“a sippin’ drink”

Carmen (7/10 stems)

“not that bad”




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