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Episode 10 – Special: Grum!

Broadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower; With Don Abelló’s evil twin in the hospital, Jeff, Ian and Josh have escaped Los Angeles tucked into the landing gear of a 747. However, when they arrive at their destination, they are all surprised to see a familiar face, Dustin has survived his […]

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Episode 9 – Fate Goes Ever As She Muskmelon

Broadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower; After failing to return the mysterious briefcase to Don Abelló, Jeff and Josh go into hiding in lower Los Angeles only to find a familiar face awaiting them. Meanwhile, Tea and Ian continue to investigate Ryan Seacrest’s involvement in the death of their father, […]

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Episode 7 – Just the Dip

Broadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower; The year of the Smoothie marches on as Josh, Jeff, Ian and Tea make three more randomly generated smoothies. The twist this episode? God decides he or she hates Josh, Jeff, Ian and Tea and smites them with some really, really bad combinations. A […]

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Recipe: The Berry Manilow (ep.2)

1 bag assorted berries (frozen)                     1 peach (it’s definitely a peach this time) 2 chunks of Asian pear 1) Pour the berries in the blender with reckless abandon. 2) Tear the pit out of the peach with your bare hands; plop the peach in that blender 3) chuck in the pear chunks 4) Blend! […]

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Recipe: The Thunder Bay Bovril (ep.2)

1 bag of frozen peas                                             2 tiny Bananas 1 slice of pineapple                                               1 apple 1) Pour the peas (like 200 of ’em) 2) Throw those ‘naners in there 3) Let the apple join the party, the pineapple is invited too, I guess. 4) Blend! What did our panelists think? Josh (unrated) “I was just […]

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Recipe: The Orange Julius Garbage Bin (ep.2)

1 Orange (missing a single slice)                     1 Plum (Peach? Plum? Plum. It’s a plum.) 1 slice of pineapple                                               2 liberal scoops of yogurt 1) Try to figure out what a plum is. Does it have a pit? Take it out if it does, I guess. Put in the blender 2) Add the orange and the […]

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Recipe: The Grapefruit Nightmare (ep. 1)

1 king’s feast of grapes                                                   Half a carrot One quarter of a watermelon                                      Some grapefruit juice and ice 1) Dump some grapes in there (a king’s feast) 2) Place a quarter of a watermelon on the soft, delightful bed of grapes 3) Add that half a carrot. The more the merrier! […]

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