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Recipe: The Milky Tomato (ep. 1)

1 Can Lychee                                                   1 pack Heirloom Tomatoes (not de-stemmed) 1 orange (peeled)                                           Some Milk I guess 1) Take an obscene amount of time to open the Lychee can. 2) Dump the ingredients into the blender. 3) Blend! What did our panelists think? Josh (unrated) “Tastes only like tomato” Jeff (7/10 […]

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Episode 5 – A Series of Unfortunate Ingredients

Broadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower; Josh, Ian and Jeff are on their own this time and end up with 9 of the strangest ingredients you could imagine. With much coughing and little joy they slog through three of the most unique Smoothies in podcast history. Listen now: http://smoothiecriminals.com/episodes/SC_Episode_5b.mp3

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Episode 4 – Ben Affleck is a Dick (Halloween Special)

Broadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower, the Smoothie Criminals celebrate the holiday of the Gourd-Father and create 3 pumpkin-based Smoothies. Can our heroes survive the awful texture and flavour of this least-sought-after smoothie ingredient? Tune in to find out! This weeks the episode is also available in video format for […]

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Episode 3 – The Last Harvest on Earth

Broadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower, in Episode 3 our gallant heroes once again enter the smoothie fray for three more D10 selected smoothies while enjoying the Smoothie Criminal’s final cucumber yield of the year. Listen now: http://smoothiecriminals.com/episodes/SC_Episode_3.mp3

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Episode 2 – Thunder Bay Bovril

Broadcast from the thirty-fourth floor of the TJ & Mike Tower, Episode 2 of Smoothie Criminals sees our heroes making their first successful smoothie as well as one of Thunder Bay’s classic winter weather smoothies. Listen now: http://smoothiecriminals.com/episodes/SC_Episode_2.mp3

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